*John sees a family with a guy wearing short pants*
John-I bet I can tell you that family's future.
Bob-Oh really?
John-Yeah when the two kids are 13,their father will get a divorse from their,mother who secretly was having an affiar with a man who was also having an affiar with the dad which will corupt the whole family the kid on the left will become all deprssed and emo and will eventually cut one of his viens which will get the family together until the mom and dad meet at the hospital and meet the same lover at the hospital which will lead to everyone killing the lover and each other which will land them all in the same Jail Cell
Bob-*Walks away slowly*
John-I'm going to call myself "John the Family Future Man"
Bob-That is horible.You are just kind of scary.
John-I know and that is why I am an original.
Bob-Wait,have you been to a mental hospital?
John-Yes why?
*bob runs off while screaming wildly*
John-i knew I could scare him off.Now pay up.
Any Random Clown-Fine.